High Roller sofa king dope Polo Shirt by Addidas

sofa king dope teams up with Adidas to produce this crossover polo shirt for the eclectic club kid with discerning taste that says (albeit inaudibly) "need the 3-wood - i can drive this ball from the DJ booth at Limelight through the dance floor at Webster Hall." Just a moment... this inaudible inner voice has waited years to spin a yarn, or rather drop some historical truth that is to this point known to only a handful of surviving members of the legendary crew. In the days of club lore of yore circa 1999 in raver history that will be in depth in the forthcoming Raver Memoire entitled "Dolphin Tales".  This tale like the Epstein files or MLK/JFK/RFK etc., Project Flipper is about to go mainstream by the true, micro-national king & sovereign, diplomat & baron of beats, Dope King Sofa.  Back then we instituted OPSEC (operational security) to keep ravers' peak performance up but the men in black needed to stay very much in the dark and off our tails.  As barely young adults, yes we were students, ravers, promoters, had DJs, exotic door greeters, while flying also under the radar with incidentals if you will, all that ish at Limelight, Twilo, Club Exit, the legendary Shipwrecked parties on the barge on the Hudson (yes also our crew), Buzz in DC and other parties up and down the coasts in between like Whistle 3 in Philly & Club Space, the Avalon in Boston & anywhere else our network spread to. 

We swam with the Dolphins; no, better stated the Dolphins schooled with us. To first find Flipper was itself a process, trust, time & training. sofa king dope and as of now an unnamed lifelong friend, call him Pinnacle Verde from NY.  For 6 months they served as an expertly-trained 2-man serotonin seal team 6, focus group, taste testers, every Thur-Sun consuming every rolling contender on the market or from the labs, a countless amount of consumption in search of and until we identified what was the most powerful triple stacked gem of it’s day.  Such a legendary status that in the decades since, the porpoise press has been stamped on so many wannabes, has withdrawn into raver legend.  Like a truther’s search for free energy, Tartary, the firmament, star forts, old world bells and organs resonating with cathedrals' healing frequencies, many of a chef has attempted to recreate the splendor of the Dolphins but all have fallen short of those masterpieces that first rolled out in December 1999, just a few days short of Y2K, and huge parties that said adios to the 1900s and normal times that we didn't realize were as splendid at the time compared to the state of this current year.  Always kept a layer apart from the equivalent of the Walter White of MDMA, frankly both Pinnacle & sofa were happy for that baffle, just as we equally kept secret the migratory patterns of our aquatic allies that began from the backpacks on our shoulders.  Any OG club kids reading this who experienced the Flipper era that spun countless rave, club, festival and party legends - we stand here today on this virtual soap box and declare our part was crazy and true  And given the passing of certain statutes of limitations, our story will come out sooner than later by this pen, so standby for the details that will soon be told.

Whoever among you who may read this and have a recollection of the original Flipper, please hit up sofa king dope as we want to hear from those in the rave scene that have their own memories from those times.  So be true to yourselves when you find your tastes in need of some preppy gear on the links or any other place that requires a soft collar.  If the event happens to be at a strict glitter-free enforced venue, let your inner sofa king dope glitter bomb show through this dopest embroidered Adidas s.k.d. polo.  They may not welcome the KikWear, Auraze Beau Baker 60” bottom camo pants & Kappa gear, but with this polo you'll look badder than Tiger King Woods in a Paine Stewart getup with a Rerun hat.